High and Low.
Tonight , since I spent all my time coming up with this new look, is all about searches. A part of this blog that has always brought me a great deal of joy is discovering what search entries people have used to stumble across my page. I’ve always wanted to combine them all into a post. You know, like one of those magnetic poetry things. There were many, so I had to edit and pick my most favorite/craziest. Here’s what came out!
Sarula black widow honey. Firework costume. High heels sneakers. Fruit bat costume. Um lower body skirt. Penny. Drowsy chaperone. Dirndyl. Hungarian lace. Toe cleavage. Geisha kimono. Wedding gown “backlaces”. Big bang penny pants red flowers. “Beautiful dress”. Crossbow. Teen guy fashions – high cut sneekers. “Stole my purse”. Best homemade hulk homemade costumes. Puzzled hearts. Michael emerson adorable. U2 brooklyn bridge. Fabulous costume. Pink platform boots. Embellishments for lederhosen. Sjp fur coat. Bathrobe knee man. Woman with weird white hat 2011 -lady gaga. Catalogue underwear girls. White 1800s fashioned blouse. Michael emerson love. Vanderbilt mansion. Pool player black widow. Blue bug costume from suessical. I am understood. Oops wardrobe. Bye bye birdie costumes. Credit. Kohl’s prices ridiculous. Bono. Carrot wearing lederhosen. Audience casting for vmas. Spanish skin pores. I am crazy on titanic, iam feeling that iam rose. Self conscious short skirt. Polly o string cheese. The voltees heaven. Pictures of the most popular high heels at the moment. Stripe men blouse rainbow colour. Sexy peacoat. Jared leto. Bezzerwizzer. Laughter and sexy. 2011 academy awards winners. Ladies trench coat for spain. Snuggie to buy at t j maxx color blake. Britney spears wearing ballet slippers. “felt like dressing up” muddy. Valencia architecture. My wife ran off with a blue she broke my heart so i broke her jaw. Moxie cupcake hudson valley. Women. “granny panties”. I am sad. Love heart break. Baggy strippy wooly jumper photo. Importance of do not disturb sign. I am very drowsy and vomiting. Fushia blouse hope wore in days in our lives on march 24. Vienna pink bakery. Chocolat (importance). What’s so great about deep thoughts. We’ve got that ring of confidence. Actress in high heel boots. Memoirs of a board gamer. Meow. Breakin loose dress. Nuns with high heels. High-heeled trainers run away. Fruit bat saying hello. J-lo in desk. Gothic white dresses. “fire island” lighthouse nude. Black widow on heart. Geisha themed board game. Hulk thing. Mediterranean costumes. Is woodbury common haunted? I am obsessed with abercrombie and fitch. What to wear with a sequin dress. Man intoxicates. Oh beautiful bird, oh pointy pointy. What i wore for christmas church service? Pair of blouse and shorts with same color print for extra pounds. Fashion designer who worked with sea shells. Hollywood sign girl butt. Wrinkle actor face. Man white bathrobe. “where you goin barcelona”. White stuff that come out of the pores of skin on my arms. “idea to hang her” pants. Images of only girls cleavage. Christmas tinsel costume. Cher tour costumes. “broadway cares” “flea market”. “laura osnes”. White oktoberfest skirt. Snickersbury. Malaysian fruits. The jacket qweneth wore in country strong. Frueza brits. Joy salmon. “east lansing”. White black bears. Dance outfit for the song american idiot. Freeze ray accordion. Vicky barbie vest tummy. Fallen princess rapunzel. “murder on my feet”. German creature that eats car fabric. High heels in fashion 2011 wow thin. Young tommy james. Fruit bat in flight. Real ghost terrifying. Side view of a tower. Sweet dreams (are made of this). Hurleymountaininn.com/warrior. Eat, drink, and be married: murder mystery party. Sex chiffon blouse. Indian fashion blog black and negative images. Real Ghost kittens.
Most of these really speak for themselves, but I do have just a few comments/concerns.
There are more people than I ever imagined out there searching relentlessly for high heeled sneakers.
Express has baffled millions with their Sarula tee. (Read this: Black Widow, Honey.)
I hope some of these people found help/ dialed 911(“I am crazy on titanic, iam feeling that iam rose.” And “I am very drowsy and vomiting.”)
Why did a search for “White stuff that come out of the pores of skin on my arms” lead someone to my blog?
Also, there’s a German creature that eats car fabric??
I Am What I Wore 
I voted yes, because I ALWAYS vote yes, but mostly because I’m so happy that you’re writing again!!!!
Oh it’s been a long time since I visited but your writing never fails to delight! I adore your sense of humor and your flair with words and thoughts!
Thanks so much Jen! And I love seeing your pictures on Facebook!!
Your new look is cool! The only problem is that I feel kind of like the words are sort of small and close together, so my eyes feel a bit strained. But other than that, it’s very neat! Haha some of those search entries are hilarious! 🙂 Love it
Thanks for the feedback, my friend! I was concerned about that very thing. I’m going to see if I can fix it!
I’m so glad you’re writing again. It’s been way too long… please do more of this. I love the new look. But I agree with Angelica- the paragraph is so wide and the text so small; it is a bit hard to read. But even cross-eyed, I love reading you. 🙂 More, please.
Thanks, sista! I’m going to try my best to stick with it! And I’m going to see if I can fix the smallness- if not, then maybe I will try other looks…